There are few certainties in life when you have a child with any type of challenge. Physical, mental or developmental, it really doesn’t matter. You have to be able to be flexible, patient and often times think outside the box to solve problems never addressed in parenting books. To be able to do this effectively and efficiently, I have found I need a few basic things…
First, I need a minimum of 5 hours of semi-uninterrupted sleep. Parents who have children who don’t or can’t sleep know why I say semi-uninterrupted. Once you have a night owl, you get really good at tucking a child back in, changing a pull-up and, God forbid, throwing a child over your hip and into your bed (more on that later) without ever opening your eyes. Sleeping soundly with no interruptions became so foreign in my world that on the random night it did happen I generally woke up in a panic about 3 am and sprinted to my daughter’s room to make sure she was breathing. Then I was SO full of adrenaline the rest of the night was a wash.
The second thing I need is ten minutes to take a shower, alone. No door knocking, no whining, no flushing of the toilet. TEN MINUTES. Some days I get it, some days I don’t. My co-workers can tell the difference.
Third, and lastly, no deep conversations or questions before my first cup of coffee. Funny, my husband learned this rule faster than either of the others…go figure :-). My daughter, however, still struggles with this one because when she wants to know something or tell you what she just discovered, she wants to do it NOW, coffee be damned.
Yesterdays pre-coffee conversation started with the question, “Mom, did you know the Jewish religion comes from Israel?” Let me just say we are neither Jewish nor very religious in general, so no idea where this came from or where it was going…
I gave my usual, pre-coffee response, “uh-hmm”, enough to acknowledge but not asking for more. But there was more, there is always more. “Mom, Jewish people where these little hats on their heads when they go to services and the building is called a temple. Did you know that, Mom?”
Now, this is a slippery slope question, as all parents with perseverating children know. Of course I knew but if I said that, it would have started a lengthy discussion about the Jewish religion and heritage. I am very pro cultural awareness but NOT BEFORE MY FIRST CUP OF COFFEE!! So as I lied to my child, telling her I didn’t know that and poured that first cup of liquid gold, I also silently curse my school district for not having school year round!!
We have tried to encourage our daughter to look her questions up on the computer for two very specific reasons. First, generally what she asks is not an area of expertise for myself or my husband. Quite frankly the questions, although well thought out and clear, are not usually related to anything other than random thoughts in her head. We have been asked about what the hottest fire in the world has ever been, can people who die hear us and why does her favorite show have to have repeats in the summer, all in one day.
The second reason is that summer vacation is so difficult for all of us. By focusing her thinking, energy and time on some cerebral task, much like school does, we help her ease her own anxiety. The unintended consequence is that she expands her knowledge base on obscure, untypical teenage information and usually comes up with bigger, more complicated questions.
Next time I will get into co-sleeping, just don’t have the energy after realizing my kid is smarter than I was at her age…
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